John McCain ‘Knows How to capture bin Laden’

From Reuters India:

ST. PAUL (Reuters) - Republican candidate John McCain said on
Wednesday that if elected president, he will capture al Qaeda leader
Osama bin Laden.

“President Clinton had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden.
President Bush had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. I know how to
do it and I’ll do it,” he told ABC’s “World News” in an interview.

“I understand and I have the knowledge and the background and the
experience to make the right judgments. Senator Obama does not,” McCain
said in a reference to his Democratic rival for the White House, Barack
Obama.

McCain, who was a Navy fighter pilot and spent five years as a
prisoner of war in Vietnam, said Obama “doesn’t know how — how the
world works nor how the military works.”

Well, Jesus, what the fuck are you waiting for McCain? If you know how to capture bin Laden, you need to do it now! That’s a $25 million injection for your dying campaign! Get your cardboard box, your stick tied to string, and 72 virgins and go set the trap!

If only you can catch him, then why the heck do we need to wait until after the election for you to do it?

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