Dude, why were we all “Woah, wtf is teh DA?!?! OMG they got him!!!” when he was there the whole time. You think the reporter would have made a fucking phone call before writing a practically made up story. Then again, we should be getting used to this by now though not willingly. Dudes, he’s [...]
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Vice President Cheney, Alberto Gonzales Indicted
I mean INDICKTED, lol. A Texas grand jury has found reason to charge Dick Cheney and former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales for abuses committed at the Willacy County federal detention centers. This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, as Cheney has been related to many other prison abuse scandals during the past eight years. [...]
Cheney Reveals his Family’s Incest, Insults All of West Virginia
Dick Cheney revealed his incestuous bloodline today:
Talking about his family roots and how he’s distantly related to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, the vice president noted that he had Cheneys on both sides of his family.
"And we don’t even live in West Virginia," Cheney quipped.
"You can say those things when you’re not running for re-election."
He said that when his wife, Lynne, was doing research on a book, she discovered that his grandmother was descended from a man named Richard Cheney. "So I had Cheneys on both sides of the family," he said.
So Dick Cheney, who really was the result of incest, makes a joke about West Virginia. Huh?
Yes, it was a war for oil.
Sometimes, one pukes when confronted with the truth.
from the NY Times
BAGHDAD — Vice President Dick Cheney made an unannounced trip Monday to Baghdad, where he plans to push Iraqi political leaders toward opening the country’s vast oil fields to international companies, a senior Bush administration official said.
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