Posts Tagged ‘stupid’

Aren’t people hilarious when they’re clueless? Ken Starks, the founder of non-profit HeliOS Solutions in Austin, Texas, recently recieved this email from a local middle school teacher.
[I] observed one of my students with a group of other children gathered around his laptop. Upon looking at his computer, I saw he was giving a demonstration of [...]

Repugnicans aren’t the only people too stupid to keep their racist mouths shut, apparently. Al-Qaeda honcho Ayman Al-Zawahri has now insulted Barack Obama by referring to him as a “house-slave.” From the BBC:
In a message purportedly from Ayman al-Zawahiri, the al-Qaeda deputy accused US President-elect Barack Obama of betraying his Muslim roots.
He likened him to [...]

Repugnicans on the INTERNET are selling these ridonkulous bumper stickers:

Gee… Think that could be why you lost? Oops.

Uh-oh! Looks like the fun police have finally caught up to those crazy teenagers! Texas State Representative Charles Anderson has written a bill to make it illegal to possess salvia divinorum or the extract, Salvinorin A. Salvia is (currently) a legal hallucinogen that can cause people who take it to see all sorts of crazy [...]

Jeez, has this woman ever read the Constitution? I’m betting she probably has skimmed through it, but I don’t think she understands it to any degree. From ABC News:
“If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations, then I don’t know what the [...]

Scroll to 55 seconds. Epic dumbass. Lizish says we should charge people like that guy. Example: Someone says something like the above quote. You say, “I’m sorry, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. That’ll be a 55 dollar fine.”

I just got out of class and checked to see if he had changed his headline about Obama’s comments from 2001.
For a man who has fallen for so many completely bullshit stories this week, this is some question to be headlining.

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They should change their station name to WTFTV:

If you haven’t heard the story about a young republican from College Station, Texas being mugged in Pittsburgh this week, then you must not have read Drudge.
Ashley Todd, 20 years old, is volunteering for the McCain campaign in Pennsylvania. She has reported that while withdrawing money from an ATM, she was robbed by a sixfootfourtwohundredpound [...]

GOP-Damn it. These twisted minds of republican women out in California mailed out a newsletter with seriously and undeniably racist connotations about black peoples.

The latest newsletter by an Inland Republican women’s group depicts Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama surrounded by a watermelon, ribs and a bucket of fried chicken, prompting outrage in political circles. The [...]

From the Last Refuge of the Persecuted Crack Smoker:
once upon a time, there was a guy. this guy married his wife, and his wife became pregnant. the guy and his wife discussed what to name the baby, and decided to name her ava grace. the baby was born, and the guy filled out the birth [...]