Posts Tagged ‘theonion’

I might have to get one of these, looks fun!
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

The Supreme Court has overturned Bush vs. Gore in a surprise reversal. Al Gore is the 43rd President of the United States.
The court, which called its original decision to halt manual recounts in Florida “a ruling made in haste,” voted unanimously on Wednesday in favor of the 2000 Democratic nominee.
Gore will serve as commander in [...]

In The Know: How Can We Make The Iraq War More Handicap Accessible?

In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

Wow. This shit is getting out of hand:

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Doyle Redland reports, after the break.

Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad