Posts Tagged ‘Vermont’

• Hillary wins PA primary effectly killing me inside.
• I found out I owe Vermont 320 dollars.
• In order to stop owing Vermont money, I have to put in several hundred dollars worth of repair to my car, then inspection fees, then registration fees.
• My paycheck bounced and the store I work at is going out of business. Yeah, I got charged overdraft fees and a returned check fee.
• Blowback on the great (stupid) biofuel idea.
• OLPC is dropping linux for windows.
• Super cool UFO’s in Arizona? No, it was a fucker.
• Goodbye, 4th amendment.
• Lastly, there is no god.

The great Satan prevailed last night when he convinced three states to suck his cock AND vote for Hillary. Aleister Crowley and Anton LaVey would be proud. Vermont did the respectable thing and voted to essentially ban Bush and Cheney from stepping foot on their soil. The second least populated state almost made up for the three douche-baggiest states who fell for Lucifer’s trickery.

Brattleboro, Vermont. Town I live at. We’re voting today on whether or not to indite Bush and Cheney for violating the Constitution. This means that if Bush or Cheney were to set foot in Brattleboro, we’d nab ‘em. Obviously, this is a symbolic gesture because the police here don’t have the authority (balls) to actually do it.

March 4th. Here’s what happened today in history:

1275: Chinese astronomers observe a total eclipse of the sun.

1789: The constitution goes into effect.

1791: Vermont becomes a state.

1837: Chicago becomes incorporated as a city.

1970: French submarine Eurydice explodes.

2005: The car of released Italian hostage Giuliana Sgrena is fired on by US soldiers in Iraq, causing the death of an Italian Secret Service Agent and injuring two passengers.

2008: Brett Farvre retires.